This is one of the craziest of chat's I have had. Late night talks are insane. While we were chatting that day, we had lost our senses laughing hard and were going nuts LITERALLY!! while having a knowledge about few things which are considered tabboo in society to talk with such liberty, it's necessary to know about them. and those of you who think girls not ought to talk about such things in public, then I'll suggest you grow up and change your perspective. because, when it is handeled with dignity, even delicate matters like *sex* is not offended and do not demoralize the female-side.
Who's who:
Shanny: My friend from twitter with immense patience to digest the saddest jokes, PJ's and our useless emotional talks!
Me: Chavanni :D
Momo: Elderly person even though she's all of 22 as of now
18+: THE protagonist of this chat, the underage adult! :D
2:49 AM
18+: Aur batao....kaisa tha aaj ka din
Shanny: din ekdum super boring :(
me: kyun?gf k saath baat toh ki
2:50 AM
Shanny: GF?? :/ meri gf nahi hai:(
18+: noodles noodles noodles
Shanny: abe kamino…wo meri virtual gf hai
2:51 AM:
18+: jo bhi hai koi bhi ho gf is always a gf
me: whts ur age shanny?
18+: he is 20
Shanny: 20 abhi 21 hounga april mein
2:52 AM
18+: tu toh sach mein fool hai April main paida hua na
18+: tu kitni purani hai chavanni??
2:53 AM
me: 19
18+: chalo i m the youngest abey i m only 18 tere se bhi choti hoon
2:54 AM
me: u doing diploma na? Which year?
18+: 3rd year
2:55 AM
Shanny: acha... matlb main yaha pe sabse buddha hu
18+: haan
2:57 AM
me: buddha kyun? 20 is just out of teens!!
Shanny: abe ye 18+ ko aise faaltu joke maarne ki aadat hai :P
2:58 AM
18+ haan yaar tum logo se hi sikha hai clg mein sab log gussa kar rahe hai
Shanny: faaltu jokes pe?? :/
2:59 AM
18+: haan
me: :D
3:00 AM
18+: main hamesha joke thodi na karti hoon atleast tum logon ke gande jokes ki tarah toh nahi hote
Shanny: humare jokes kaafi ache rehte hai samjha naa?? X-(
18+: ache??? gande jokes rehte hai
3:01 AM
Shanny: abe 18+ ko jokes samajhte hi nahi hai… :P
18+: jo mujhe toh bilkul samaj mein nahi aate
Shanny: tu bachi hai be
3:02 AM
18+: 18+ ka matlab?? bachi ke samne aise baat karat hai koi??
me: kaisi baat?
18+: main kyun bolun???i dont speak bad things
3:03 AM
Shanny: jaise hum log bad things bolte hai???
18+: haan tum log bohat bad things bolte ho
3:04 AM
Shanny: hum sab general knowledge ke things bolte hai...wo bad nahi hote :P
18+: general knowledge???
me: we understand it mutually…we dont talk it out
Shanny: aur nahi to kya???
3:05 AM 18+: mujhe toh aisa general knowledge kisi ne nahi sikhaya na school mein aur na hi clg mein
Shanny: useless hai fir tu to :P
18+: kyun??
Shanny: ye sab self study hota hai
3:06 AM
18+: bade log badi baaten main toh choti hoon
me: abe tu inni choti nai hai!
Shanny: ur 18 ryt??
me: 18 is tu adult hai!
18+: nah
me: wht no?? legally bhi u r an adult !!
3:07 AM
Shanny: u r allowd to watch A rated muvees in theatres :D
18+: hat mujhe nahi hona
me: hehehehahaha
18+: A rated muvees ??? ka matlab??
me: faints oxygen lao
Shanny: facepalm
3:08 AM
18+: kya hua??
me: abe tu kaunsi college main diploma kar rahi hain?? sarkari ki private?:-P
3:09 AM
18+: GPT, private hai kya hua?? maine kuch galat kaha??
me: kitne log ate hain college main?
18+: bohat saare hai kabhi count nahi kiya (As if I really asked for the statistics!) :D
Shanny: tu akeli aisi sample hai... ya tere jaise aur bhi hai??? :-/
me: ye toh sab facevalue par le rahi hai :/
3:10 AM
Shanny: abe 18+ seriously... dont tell me u dont kno A rated muvees???
18+: sachi mein i dont know
me: school main kabhi seminars nahi hue kya?
3:11 AM
Shanny: * banging head on the table *
18+: jaise ki??
me: hahah jaise ki?!?
18+: seminars jaise ki??
me: jaise ki...sex education? tera science hai na?
18+: haan science hai
Shanny: seminars nahi to atleast self study to chahiye
3:12 AM
me: toh science main 11th 12th sab rehta hai
Shanny: arre wo 10th k baad diploma kar rahi hai :P
18+: haan shanny is right
Shanny: arre 18+.... plzz google it
3:13 AM
me: abe par syllabus to same hoga naa n tenth tak bhi toh bahut kuch rehta hai google it
18+: sachi? Pakka?
Shanny: seriously!!!
18+: wait
3:14 AM me: wht u googling?
Shanny: haan... wo bhi hai...:P
18+: ye kya hai????
me: kya?
3:15 AM
18+: ok samaj gayi
Shanny: kya samjhi?
18+: tu hi google karke dekh
me: hahahha kiske baarein main google kiya?
3:16 AM
18+: A rated movies…mujhe abhi pata chal ki aise bhi movies hote hai
Shanny: facepalm again
me: tu cartoons dekhti hai abhi bhi? (:D)
18+: haan y?
3:17 AM
Shanny: seriously... dont tell me tht u dont kno abt this stuff??? :O
3:18 AM
18+: kuch ka matlab?????
me: u r gonna kill me making me laugh kuch matlab kuch
Shanny: ur 18!!! :o
me: gulbarga main sirf zhadiya hain kya?
18+: i know but itna pata nahi
me: shit!!
Shanny: abe i didnt tell u to google abt a rated movies idiot...
me: hahahaha
18+: thn???
3:19 AM
Shanny: making typos while typing and laughnnig togetrh
18+: abhi hasna band karo
me: underage adult!!
Shanny: adult(?)
3:20 AM
18+ :|
Shanny: wtf!! ... Seriously I’m still thinking 18+ natak kar rahi hai
18+: kaisa natak?? i really dont know much abt these things
3:21 AM
Shanny: 18+... dont search abt A rated movies on google... first reseach abt sex education...fir baaki sab apne aap pata chal jayega
18+: mujhe nahi chahiye rehne de
Shanny: seriously planning to bang head on the table
3:22 AM
18+: papa told ki sirf acchi cheeze sikhna
me: checks if the table is made of wooden or metal ROFL
Shanny: wooden hai mera table
18+: bas karo u'll break ur head
me: phir toot jayega aaram se hahaha
Shanny: abe... WTF!!! ye "achi cheeze" se jyaada "useful cheezon" ki baat chal rahi hai
3:23 AM
18+: useful kaise honge?? pagal hai kya?
me: *maa kehti hai duniya main sirf do kism ke log hote hai..acche log aur bure log* :D (I am going mental anyways!)
Shanny: plzzz samjha isko!
me: banging my head already
18+: main acchi hoon
me: hum to paapi hai
3:24 AM
Shanny: haan… maine to kitne paap kar diye :P ROFLMAO!!
18+: paap kiye?? ab tu paapo ka prayashchit kaise karega?
Shanny: haaan be... itna sab knowledge hai humko wo to teri nazar mein paap hi hai naa???
3:25 AM
me: lol-zzzzzzzzz 18+ ki sharan main chala jaa...
Shanny: plz is 18+ ko thoda samjha!!
me:needs a break
3:26 AM
18+: kyun meri khichai karne pe tule hue ho??
Shanny: abe yedi... kheechai nahi kar rahe hai serious talk chal raha hai idhar
18+: haaaaaaa kitni acchi baaten sikha rahe ho
3:27 AM
Shanny: abe... idiot!!! u need this knowledge...tera husband ayega naa....to kya karegi tu?
18+: mian kya karun???
18+: ayega toh ayega usme kya hai?? ( right, ayega to ayega, what’s the big deal?!)
Shanny: literally ROFLING
3:28 AM
Shanny: &*%#&^$
18+: &*%#&^$ censored??
me: yes! peace!
3:30 AM
me: tera fav actor kaun hai (Totally irrelevant & unnecessary question)
18+: shahid y?
me: accha aur?
3:31 AM
18+: aur koi nahi tera bhi shahid hai na
me: ya..kind of, not always..
Shanny: hollywood mein?
18+: i dont watch hollywood movies zyada but i like brad pitt
Me: I like brad pitt too…ek kaam kar…tu murder movie dekh le LOL (Really worthless movie to suggest I know! But anyways, who cared?! She wouldn’t understand)
18+: murder is not a good movie
me: murder dekh le julie dekh le :P (Though, I myself haven’t watched both these flicks) aur hollywood ki koi bhi dekh le!!
18+: julie bolke bhi film hai kya??
me: haan
Shanny: hey bhagwaaan uthaaa le
3:33 AM
me: 18+ ko!
18+: meko kyun??
me: hahahaha
Shanny:ek kaam kar, watch the full series of American Pie movies
18+: y??
Shanny: from part 1 to part 7
18+: acchi hai movie??
Shanny: and plzzz dont tell ur parents abt ur watching this
3:34 AM
me: LMAO
me: abe shanny nai batana chahiye tha!
Shanny: abe ghari maar khalla asta mag?? (If she would get beaten for watching those movies then?!)
me: nahi!
18+: ya kaun se language mein baat kar rahe ho??
me: ti swatahach itki changli aahe, ghari kalaychac prashnach nai
(she’s so Innocent, she would not let know her parents about it :D)
3:35 AM
Shanny: heheh... naahi nahitar last tym sarka... ghari vicharte mhanun sangat hoti naa???
18+: maar khaoge abhi
18+: tum dono bohat bure ho
Shanny: LOL
me: tera haath pc ke bahar ata hai kya pitayi karne ko? (saddest Pj I kno!!)
Shanny: HAHAHAHA (still he managed to laugh)
3:36 AM
Shanny: sun.. 18+...wait....
18+: y?
Shanny: ek baat sun.... leave murder and julie
3:37 AM
Shanny: have u ever watchd any movie which has a (A) written on the certificate tht comes b4 the movie?? like the other things which come are (U) and (U/A)
18+: i did not concentrate so much
me: :D :D
Shanny: bhoot wala movies dekhti hai??!!! (Out of total frustration)
3:38 AM
me: hahahaha
18+: haan mast rehte hai(Without any regret of not understanding what we r talking about – Innocence at it’s peak, childlike !)
me: kaunsi dekhi bol abhi tak
18+: abhi click dekhne ka plan bana rahi hoon
Shanny: click comedy hai!! :D :P :D
me: abbe kaunse dekhe woh bol!!
3:39 AM
18+: grudge, paranormal activity
me: ye toh sab hollywood hai na aur bolti hai hollywood dekhti nai
Shanny :phew
18+: dekhti hoon hollywood par sirf woh jo papa leke jaate hai
me: (what! Like seriously?!) I wanna die right now !!
Shanny: tu frnds ke saath kabhi muvee dekhne jaati hai???
3:40 AM :
Shanny: dono saath mein marenge
18+: no..frnds ke saath kahin bhi not allowed
3:41 AM
Shanny: abe... c.. den do 1 thing.... plzz use this wonderrrrrfull resource called internet get some knowledge....u F*****ng need it!!
(sry for the profanity...cudnt handle it :D)
18+: dont use bad words plz abbe paap lag gaya tujhe
Me: ???!!? she’s so right !! :P
3:42 AM
Shanny: abe chavanni seriously.... i still cant believe ye sach bol rahi hai... coz i have never come in contact wid such a person of this age tht too :-/
3:43 AM
18+: this age matlab??
Shanny: ur 18 for god's sake arggghhhhhh
18+: toh kya hua if i m 18??
Shanny: 4th standard ke bache tujhe seekha denge watevr u dont kno!!!
3:44 AM
me: don’t you google anything?
18+: internet sirf isiliye liya gaya hai..mujhe apne projects nd seminars ke liye internet ki zaroorat padti hai..
3:45 AM
Shanny: do u have any sites blockd on ur computer??
18+: blocked sites matlab??
Shanny: kaha patku apna sarr ???
3:46 AM
me: i knew shes gonna ask that try ur wall now..or door ( I seriously answered that lame question?!)
Shanny: meaning....some sites... tht dont open on ur system....even if u try to go... it is said tht it is blockd and u cant access
3:47 AM
Shanny: WTF!!! :O
me: tila wtf kalala nahi ka?? tine parat nahi vicharla..ROFL ( Did she understand wtf?! She didn’t ask again ! :P)
18+: phir se code language??
Shanny: hahaha
3:48 AM
Me :You have any bro or sis?
18+: haan ek bada bhai and one younger brother
3:49 AM
Shanny: wat does ur elder bro do?
18+: same diploma final year
Shanny: tu bhi to final yr mein hai naa??
3:50 AM
Silence…
3:51 AM
Shanny: so.. do u hav any good friends there??
3:52 AM
18+: haan not too good frnds sabhi bure hai yahan
18+:tum dono mera interview le rahe ho kya??
Shanny: are there any good frnds of ur wid whom u share secrets and all?? :-/
3:53 AM
Shanny: u never hangout wid ur frnds??
3:54 AM killing silence again..
3:55 AM
18+: frnds ke saath kam only on b'day parties
nd parents ke saath movies dekhne nd hotels nd thts it
me:wht r ur hobbies 18+?
18+: my hobies r to eat chocolates nd tv nd playing wid my brother that’s it
3:58 AM
me: u telling d truth?
18+: haan y?
3:59 AM (staring ..blankly in my room…)
4:00 AM
18+: lol ye le science ka 7th std ka text bok
4:02 AM
me: kyun?
18+: tune abhi pucha na
me: kya?
18+: science ke baare mein
4:03 AM
me: na...we said, tu padhlena!
18+: tum dono mujhe kuch samjana chahte ho kya??
me: abhi tubelight start hui???
4:04 AM
Shanny: yes... 18+... peechle 1 ghante se hum tujhe kuch samjhaane ki hi koshish kar rahe the aur abhi bhi wohi chalu hai
18+: sidha bolo kya samjhana chate ho.... itne question?? ( Ae lo! Kar lo baat ! :P ye to 3 idiots wale prof jaisa ho gaya !)
4:05 AM
me: sidha bola toh tujhe nai na samazhta!! LOL
18+: kyun be main tum logo ko buddhu dekhti hoon kya??
She’s still managing to ask that question!!?!
4:06 AM
Shanny: naah beta.... tu to sabse samajhdaar insaaan hai tere se badi samajhdaar insaan maine aaj tak nahi dekhi
me: shanny chup baith, I will die out laughing..
4:07 AM
Shanny: ok thts it.....!!!! sry if it sounds offending to any of u!!!....
but 18+...do u hav any knowledge abt sex?? :/
18+: haan li'll bit
4:08 AM
18+: pata nahi pura hai ya nahi par pata hai
me: wht do u know then..tell us
4:09 AM
18+: i only know is..ki tht shud b done after marriage...nd......thts it
me: thts ur little bit??
Shanny: abe im not askin abt time and place...
18+: pata nahi..ye pura hai??
4:10 AM
18+: abhi aur kya bolun??
me: its not even 0.000001 %
18+: matlab??
me: u knw only this much?
4:11 AM
18+: haan y? itna hi pata hai..
Shanny: SORRY again... but this is getting tiring to get to the point...do u kno... wat is to be done?? :-/ not abt the time and place!!
4:12 AM
18+: mujhe karna hi nahi hia abhi toh leke kya karun???
Shanny: haan ya naa bol...bass...details mat bata :P
4:13 AM :
Both me and shanny: n why it is done?
4:14 AM
18+: its done to hav a child
Shanny: sumwat near the point :P
4:15 AM
18+: tum log ab tak ye samjhana chahte the??
4:17 AM
me: haan wahi toh..tujhe kya bataya hai wht is sex n hw is it done?
4:18 AM
18+: i hav heard frm a frnd ki kissing is the first step to hav sex she has a bf use pata hai
Shanny: aur kya?
18+: aur kuch nahi
4:19 AM
Shanny: have u evr been out of ur place??
4:20 AM 18+: haan
4:21 AM
4:22 AM
4:23 AM
me: tu shahid ke kaunse movie dekhi?
4:24 AM
18+: sabhi
Shanny: huh??? :-/
4:27 AM
Me: u wer telling us abt ur frnd ka bf na
18+: haan
me: haan ji aage badh!
18+: mujhe sirf itna hi pata tha ki uska bf hai woh dono milte hai hamesha
4:28 AM
Shanny: wo teri achi dost hai??
18+: nahhhhh not at all pura impression kharab hua hai uska clg mein
4:29 AM
Shanny: y?? bcoz she has bf?? :-/
4:30 AM
18+: haan sabka sab ko pata nahi hai na
Shanny: to jiska hai.. uska pata chal gaya to impression kharab?? :-/
4:31 AM me: heheh
18+: haan aisa hi hai sachi
18+: ishapat
Shanny: iShapath:P
4:32 AM
me: aaishapat.. lol :P
Shanny: bass .. bak to topic :D
18+: tum dono kyun de rahe ho??
me: kya??
18+: shapath? nd tum dono ko sona nahi hai???
4:33 AM
me: “hai na, kal i have to get up in one hour almost now “ (even my sentences din’t make any sense till then!)
18+: 1hr?
me: oye shanny?? yar tata main jaake project karna hai mera waat hai kal poora
4:34 AM Shanny: haan main hu yaha…
4:35 AM
me: 18+ bol na
18+: kya bolun? mujhe laga sab maun vrath pe hai toh main bhi chup ho gayi accha joke tha??
Shanny: (??!! accha joke?! )
4:36 AM
18+: ye raaz hai pichle janam ka.. ( huh?? What is she talking about?! )
Shanny: chal back to the education part... jo
4:37 AM
18+: kya pucha tune ?
shanny :SEX SEX SEX
4:38 AM
18+: mujhe pata nahi...kal research karke aungi
me: are wahhhh! kahan karegi reasearch?
18+: kisi se puch lungi
me: kisse??
Shanny: facepalm ( I thought she would say google at least now, but no!!) :/
18+: mom ko puchu???
4:39 AM
Shanny: abe meri pyaari si dost … tere saamne ye itna bada knowledge ka bhandaar hai uska use kar
18+: knowledge ka bhandar??
4:40 AM
Shanny: google.com ka naam to suna hi hoga??
18+: haan haan pata hai
Shanny: btw, u seriously dont kno wat it is?? and how it is to be done?? :-/
4:43 AM
18+: mujhe jo pata tha..maine bata diya
Shanny: tujhe pata hai bache kaise paida hote hai?? :-/
4:44 AM
18+: mujhe kya pata? mere bacche thodi na hue hai
4:45 AM
18+: par discovery pe dekha tha
me: kya?
18+: delivery
Me: sigh
18+: yay my first win in solitaire
me: tu game khel rahi thi??
4:46 AM
18+: haan side mein
Shanny: abe yedi... tu idhar dhyaan de
me: shit!!
4:47 AM
Shanny: wo delivery ka starting process pata hai kya?? do i sound like a science teacher? :-/
me: no, they dont talk all this
Shanny: biology teachers do! :P
Me: they get shy, they give this part as homework :D
18+: delivery ka starting process is jo pregnent hoti hai use pet mein dard hota hai (isn’t she brilliant?)
4:48 AM
Shanny: abbey usse pehle...?
18+: usse pehle pregnent hoti hai
Shanny: abe ...!!! kaise pregnant hoti hai??
18+: mujhe kya pata
Shanny: makkhi kaat -ti hai aur pregnant ho jaati hai?
4:49 AM
me: ( Lamely )kaunsi makkhi? (Ab to even I had lost my sanity ) :D
4:50 AM
Shanny: @chavanni : main paagal ho gaya hu! i was typing random shit
MoMo joined the chat
me: rook na
ab momo use batayegi
Shanny: haan.. ryt..
1....2....3.... start
4:51 AM
Momo: hey ppl!! ( Like she was fainted all the time and surprised at how she woke up!)
hey!! just woke up!!
me: pata hai.. its 4:51
Momo: slept at 11..
Shanny: okay!!
me: bas tera gungaan!!
Shanny: momo just woke up.... aur 18+ ne to humari neend uda di hai...
4:52 AM
18+: maine kya kiya??????????
me: abhi pagal khane jaane ki taiyyari main the hum dono tune without kuch doing sab kiya
Momo: kya chal raha hai??
18+: ya galat hai haan
Momo: lol... bataya chavanni ne..
18+: MAINE KUCH NAHI KIYA OK
4:53 AM
Momo: oye tum log is bechari bachi ko kyu sataa rahe ho??
me: haailla
18+: haan haan bolo bolo
Shanny: haan... hu idhar.. :P
4:54 AM
me: i m nt tired...i m lolling( irrelevant gibberish)
4:55 AM
Momo: mereko koi pehle ka chat bhejo!!
Shanny: abe tu padhte padhte buddhi ho jaayegi... itna bada chat hai
Momo: sex ed chal raha tha?
4:56 AM
Shanny: yeah...
Momo: lol!!!!!
4:57 AM
18+: meko nind aa rahi hai
Shanny: ruk 18+...
18+: ruking
Shanny: humari neend udake tu so nahi sakti
Momo: lol...toh 18+... kaisa sikhaya yeh do teachers ne??
Shanny: abe point pe aao...
18+: maine kuch kiya kya???
4:58 AM
Shanny: 18+ ko bhi samjhega ki usne kiya kya?? (Hahaha!) Whatte joke !
18+: abey Momo abhi tak kuch samaj nahi aya…sachi kya bolna chahtehai kuch bhi samaj nahi aya.. faltu ke questions puch rahe the
me:18+ tune kuch nahi kiya aur karegi bhi nahi...we have confidence in you...
Momo: chavanni!! lol!!!
Momo: wait wait wait... ..
Momo: 18+... sweetheart how old r u?
18+: 18 aur tu? (notice the quick counter-question?!)
4:59 AM Momo: 21..
18+: ok (neutral reations as if she had no idea what we are talking about)
Momo: but wait.. tumlogonko school mein sex education nahi hua hai??
18+: nope...
me: abe ye ghisa pita swaal mat kar Momo..
Shanny: ye sab ho gaya hai....
Momo: arey shanny, chavanni... ek solid joke batau?? (wow! If only I had my energy to type no, I had already laughed like an insane the whole night…now one more joke?)
5:00 AM
Momo: you know when my class got formal sex education?
Shanny: wen?
5:01 AM
Momo: 12th std!
me: yeah...hamare school main 5th 6th main diya tha
Shanny: i kno... hum log ko to formal sex ed mila hi nahi... 11th 12th mein bio jo nahi tha naa :P
Momo: by the time they gave us that 'education to love' lesson we all knew abt it and the best part was that is was given by a catholic nun!!!
5:02 AM
me: accha toh joke kidhar hai? (Phbbbt ! I don’t even remember asking such a stupid question !! 5:02am..and I was blank minded…)
shanny: where’s 18+?
18+: khel rahi hun
5:03 AM
shanny: abe tu khelna band kar abe dusra khelne ko bol rahe hai toh nai bol rahi haiROFL
hahahaha LMAO
5:04 AM
18+: maine kuch bhi nahi kiya
Shanny: wohi to problem hai 18+.... ki tune kuch nahi kiya
Momo: 18+ tu tension mat le re..
5:05 AM
Momo: tumlog usko satao mat...
18+: mere chote hona ka fayda utha rahe ho???( Aww, how innocent is that?! :/ :/)
5:06 AM
18+: maine kya kiya??
5:07 AM
Momo: abey jaa ke so jao na sab ke sab...
18+: dekho i did not do anything....(Perhaps she went in dementia now, repeating the same sentence)
Momo: 18+ tu inlogonko rehnede..
5:08 AM
18+: main mom ko hi puch leti hoon tum log rehne do she will tell me i guess
Shanny: mom ko puchegi to kal online nahi aa payegi :P
5:09 AM
18+: kyun? mom batayegi mujhe sab
Shahni: jab chahiye tab pooch
Me: maar aur impression mar
@shanny: :D
Momo: 18+... if you're close to ur mom, pooch...chup baitho be tumlog!
18+: puchu????? sachi?
5:11 AM
Momo: pooch... if you're close to her...
18+: ok toh puch lungi
Shanny: Aur raat ko pakka grp chat pe milna sab log :P
18+: atleast kal in dono ke class se toh bachungi haan aungi
aur answer bhi karungi abhi toh research karungi hi
5:12 AM
me: to ye tereko 3:30 ghante pehle kyun nai bolne ko aya!!!
Shanny: very good!!
Momo: lol research! i like!
BUT KUCH BHI KARKE GOOGLE NAHI KARNA OK?
Shanny: ye le...chavanni... momo bolti hai google mat karna
me: googling kyun nai karna??
5:13 AM
(Here comes the epic!)
Momo: lisn beta... tu google karegi toh shock mein chali jaayegi ok...
me: hahahahhahaeeeehhh' EPIC
Shanny: hahahaha
Momo: :D :D
5:14 AM 18+: thik hai frnds ko puch lungi
me: abbe toh itni der se kya bol rahe the hum?
Shanny: 2 ghante se wohi puch raha tha... ki koi frnds hai kya tere???
18+: sirf frnds hai kya bolke pucha
5:15 AM
Shanny: ab sir patak ke pure room ka furniture tod daalunga
18+: nahi nahi paise kharch mat kar
me: hahahahahahhahahha
18+: recession ka time hai
5:16 AM
18+: “kyun gandi baate hai ye??”
me: bas momo, tu do line bolke hamara credit nahi leke jaa sakti
lolzzz
Shanny: humara credit aur neend bhi! :P
me: Am off to sleep now, can’t handle it anymore.
5:17 AM
Momo: bye.. aur isme kuch bhi ganda nahi hai ok!! damn it we all do it! (passionate all of a sudden out of irritation!!)
18+: ok chalo bye
Momo: bye!!
Shanny: Bye.... FInal Good Morning....
18+: maine kuch nahi kiya ok
Shanny: i m gone!!
5:18 AM poof
